Presentation slides that make audiences sit up instead of switch off
And with 50% of business decisions still being influenced by presentations – that’s a lot of time wasting, frustration and really boring meetings.
find your story
deep & detailed discovery workshop
No content? Or no content worth saving? Let’s refocus with this three-hour storytelling & discovery workshop that will uncover the right story for your audience.
- We’ll ask the hard questions about your audience, their challenges, your solutions - forming the framework for your stirring story
- You’ll get a write up of the session, laying out your path to presentation glory
- No presentation writing included
- Can be in person or over VC
- Get up to 6 stakeholders in the room so everyone is on the same slide
- If you decide you can’t be fucked writing it yourself after all, you’ll get a 15% discount on your storytelling project
choose from our service level options
change your message
quick & dirty tidy up
You already have a presentation - and it’s not terrible - but it could be less terrible. This flat fee for a storytelling tidy up is all you need to make it unforgettable.
- Up to 40 slides
- Spelling & grammar
- Cut-throat editing
- Restructure
- Finessing copy, but no rewrites
- Recommendations for big changes and visual storytelling
burn it down
we'll write your story from the ashes
You have a company presentation or pitch deck, but it's forgettable, uninspiring, ordinary. Everything you are not. After this complete overhaul, you are going to become a fucking legend.
- Send over everything you have, so we can rip it to shreds
- A quick call is all we need to set expectations - we’re all busy people
- For best results & alignment across your company, a discovery workshop pairs beautifully - at an additional cost
- We'll write your story - script, speaker notes and ideas for visuals, where appropriate
- One round of amends is included in the price - mostly because you won’t need any more
- All that’s left is the ritual where we burn your old shit slides as a sacrifice to the presentation gods for a fruitful harvest
presentation services are ethical mind control.
every presentation is designed to make a change.
dream big, baby.
with our presentation services...
we can write a presentation story that will grab your audience by their tiny attention spans, ooze your way of thinking into their brains through their eye and ear holes and stubbornly refuse to ever leave again.
Choose your presentation type.
What you do outside of your 15 minutes of fame matters.
Our presentation services sling some style into every stage of your presenting journey; from before the first conversation to after the deal is done.
print documents
Don't run the risk of being forgotten.
Your audience might be seeing three, four, seventeen presentations in any given day. You don’t want to become just another voice in the noise. Leave them in no doubt as to who knocked their socks off and leave a lasting impression by telling your story, consistently, at every available touchpoint.
With the right presentation company, you can even turn your audience into your own personal marketing team by leaving them with print assets they’ll want to share.
Teaser documents
Leave behinds
Company brochures
Event collateral
Follow-up docs
website creation
Get your name on their lips: if the eyes are the windows of the face then your website is a floor-to-ceiling into your business. Get your story into the minds of those it meets without you even needing to be in the room - and get yourself that all-important invitation to pitch your wares.
promotional videos
Once you’ve got your presentation story straight, every asset needs to be dancing to the same rhythm if the world is to experience your big ideas. Where better than to start than with a cleverly choreographed animation?
from promotions to presentation to persuasion
Meet your presentation’s new backing dancers, lighting crew, stylists and PR team.
Your big presentation is the main event, but you need a whole suite of support to get your name on the guest list, get into the room and - after you’ve presented - persuade them to purchase.
It’s a long-term relationship, not a quick pitch.
A presentation process so simple it feels illegal
We research. We ask annoying questions. We ask more annoying questions. We do PowerPoint services better than you ever expected. You tell those stories to people who really dig ‘em. They buy your shit. You forgive us for all the questions. The end.
powerpoint services not your jam?
Don't worry. We've got other flavours.
POWERPOINT PRESENTATION SERVICES
You’ve probably heard about PowerPoint.
You might have ideas about it. Not kind ones at that.
But you know what they say about bad workers…
Too boring? Too many bullet points? Too much data? Nauseating animations?
We have to peddle these PowerPoint services to stop you doing her a disservice.
PowerPoint is still the most powerful way to make a point in most situations.
And, in the right hands, she’s irresistible.
GOOGLE SLIDES PRESENTATION SERVICES
If you turn your nose up at the concept of ‘too many cooks’ then invite the whole family, your colleagues and every barista you’ve ever met to this presentation party.
Google Slides allows you and countless other cooks to collaborate on your presentation at the same time and it’s completely free.
Compared to PowerPoint, it’s ridiculously restrictive, but an expert presentation company can teach you all the hacks, workarounds and damage control measures to make sure your Google Slides project still inspires.
Figma’s presentation capabilities were built with designers in mind. And if you have a design team in house, you know they HATE PowerPoint with a passion. It doesn’t fit with their mulletted, flat white, tiny sunglasses, short trousers vibe.
We know they just don’t know what they’re doing with it. But shh. That’s our little secret.
Figma, however, allows them to ‘create presentations like a pro’.
Almost as good as getting the actual professionals to do it for you.
FIGMA PRESENTATION SERVICES
And get your hands on the ultimate kickstart:
free presentation audit
Take our free advice - personalised to your pitch deck - then throw us out if you want. But we bet you £10 you won’t.
Once you’re in the club, you’re in for life, because what’s not to like about:
Presentation tips any idiot can implement
Being called out on your boring business bullshit
- then being told how to not be bullshit anymore
Stupid jokes
Really good emails you don’t have to reply to? Sign. Me. Up.